Monday, October 13, 2008

Straight from the USL's Favourite Badboy/Sweetheart

I've neglected this thing so much, it's a wonder it hasn't croaked completely. I mean, sure, the last person to look at it was probably myself, but that's cool too.

This weekend was Thanksgiving weekend. I had far too much turkey and stuff, far too much alcohol, and far too little working out.

Friday, I managed to get Brenden, Tom, and Sebastian together for Squash, and we played for two hours. I spent most of the time facing off with Brenden, and I ended up pretty much tying him. He had one match on me, but I blew him out of the water every time I beat him and was close behind him every time he reversed it.

I suppose really working your ass off can play dividends, I now feel like a better squash player. I also beat the one round I had against Tom. Looks like I'm climbing the USL squash ladder*.

Tom 0-1
Brendan 4-3

I have my squash outfit figured out, too. Black and white shoes, orange shorts, white socks, white tank top (I'm a renegade of sorts), Orange or white headband, all with my beautiful white and orange racquet. It's almost ready to go, aside from the shoes, shorts, and headband.

Okay, it's half-ready.

* Note: Ultimate Squash League was a brainchild of mine for myself and a few friends. There are about 8 members. There is no definite scoring, the way we rank is sort of based on who seems the best. It's all estimation, really.

So tonight I went for a run to burn off the extra turkey and stuffing, only to dress up, psych myself up, then twinge my ankle a little going backwards on a treadmill trying to pick up a clip. I'm putting heat on the bastard in order to make it good for tomorrow's second indoor soccer game. Please remind me to hang onto the ball a little more, even though the one time I did last game, I got yelled at. The strange thing? I was looking for an open body the entire time. Jesus. That season in particular could be a long one.

Also, I've found out my Halloween costume. It's a little strange, moderately sexy, and remarkably blasphemous - I'm going to be Adam from the bible. I just need to figure out a couple things - What, other than a leaf, can I use, and how am I going to cover my bottom?

... Do I want to cover my bottom?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

......i'm fairly confident i'm one of the few ppl alive who have bookmarked your page.

and no....adam di not have bottoms so neither shall you.

just compare with eve

godspeed....and good hunting

Greg Walker said...

I'm incredibly confident you're the only person alive with it bookmarked.

I'd put a lot of money on that.

I'm fine wearing a jock and fig leaves, but my only concern is Brian's furniture - I'm quite positive he'd rather not have my bare ass touch it.

Anonymous said...

......use plastic wrap? i dunno.....as nike would say just do it